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sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:
last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this
this song is just what executive dysfunction feels like

teathattast:

beckaboi:
lazygravez2:
beckaboi:
plasmagale:
ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ
dime
Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end
have you not seen the episode?
Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”
world heritage post

mossbian:

me, lying in bed with my gamer wife: sorry babe. i’m just not feeling very epic tonight. :(
gamer wife: oh no! f :( is there anything i can do?
me: thanks for paying respects and for respecting my boundaries. and no this is something that not even your epic gamer love can fix. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and i thank gamer jesus everyday that i met you while you were taking out the trash at the gamestop and i was dumpster diving behind the gamestop.

basicnub:

gay4zayn:
2014
Simpler times

rem-ir:

sigmundfreud:

haaskarotta:

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”
rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.
me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

newvagabond:

boltgsr:
IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

rambient:

kush-daddy420:
jumex:
Can never relate.
then this post isnt for you, kush daddy 420

remade02-deactivated20201128:

me after i introduce myself in the server

bpdtomwambsgans:

quinepeather:

marandart:
This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍
Wow such positive vibes eminating through my screen rn

toasted-pumpkin-marshmallows:

chantosakura:
froggymurdock:
theuniverseiswithyou:
irritable-kiwis:
disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:
Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again
I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

maxdowt:

yungfatherfigure:
ndiecity:
dratthepopulation:
illicitbehaviour:
you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.
This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics
Lean on me

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